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Why Demotivational Poster


WEARING THE PANTS - I do what i want, how i want and when i want to do it. As long as i ask my wife first.


TAGS: rules wife when what why
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by caveman

house - October 23, 2011, 12:55 am, #225276
Oh, I'm here V. Its just I don't have much worth saying ATM.......but be patient, I'll hit my straps again (when she gives me 5 minutes peace!!)
Verdeckt - October 22, 2011, 2:12 am, #225249
Speaking of which, where is House? Bwahahaha


YOUR CHILDHOOD - Has just been ruined forever.


TAGS: why didn t simba eat them
Rating: 4.79/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 12, 2014, 4:13 am, #252843
If it means anything, I'm vote #30 giving you 5L + faved.
rockntractor - February 3, 2012, 6:07 pm, #228836
Childhood hell, Mr. piggies head!


PHYSICS - The science where you use extremely long and complicated formulas to explain why a ball rolls.




AND YOU QUESTION GOD - WHY ME? - Always look at the bigger picture.


TAGS: god jesus stones problems why bigger picture
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:39 pm, #174370
Ah, apologetics in me***horic form. Gotta love it.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 9:47 pm, #148643
The f***ing truth... Luv it. 5 Ls
Ed-Hyde - November 17, 2009, 10:25 am, #137237
I love this place, I can laugh my a** off and be mortified all in the same breath. Thanks manic, porcelina, sean and Ag
manicbranic - November 17, 2009, 9:43 am, #137233
soooo..... rocks are no good against zombies now?
Porcelina - November 15, 2009, 7:59 am, #136800
OMG, AG, really, Sean put it best.
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am, #136668
LMAO!
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am, #136666
Uhmmm ... ewwwww. (That includes the pun.)
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:11 am, #136652
It's a flavor savior.
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:00 am, #136651
Does this poster also mean that to be a good Christian you have to sport of molester-stache?
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:26 pm, #136640
Your avatar doesn't seem to be suffering at all... so, I'm good with it. The personality side, hell... like any italiang girls I've ever known... any day of the month.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:24 pm, #136639
yeah, blood, cramps and pimples. :) it's cute.
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:22 pm, #136637
I fail to see why not. It's charming.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:20 pm, #136636
..... I just shouldn't go on this site when I'm PMSing.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 6:03 pm, #136336
It's "creator" notwithstanding, this WAS irony, right?
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:54 am, #136055
Awesome. 5L
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:38 am, #135773
Hilarious. Well done.


WHY LEARN? - The more we know, the more we forget. the more we forget the less we know the less we know, the less we forget The less we forget, the more we know. why learn?




WHY?!? - Didn't he eat Miley Cyrus and spare us all the pain?!


TAGS: why miley cyrus ****
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Bobert

Woody - July 23, 2009, 12:03 am, #98542
who cares.... He will eat her.
Jmac0585 - May 15, 2009, 11:00 am, #80209
She was covered in either chocolate or ketchup... or is it catsup?
sweeneytodd123 - November 28, 2008, 5:33 pm, #40417
d*** why didnt he!!??? The gas prices would go down and the economy would heal if he did!


FATHERHOOD - I love kids...But I can't eat a whole one.


TAGS: babies kids food why not they dont work or earn money little poop machines
Rating: 3.63/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 3:12 am, #207282
Who ordered the 20-pounder deluxe stack? 5L's
Asasello - February 22, 2010, 4:26 am, #160032
Calm down, will you. I don't think further attempts at contributing anything to motifake make sense anymore now, as even a moderator has me down as an asas-hole (witty pun, btw).
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:10 pm, #159740
Ass you may have an opinion when you contribute a SINGLE THING to this community. I did half a** this one but that still puts me half an a** ahead of you.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:26 am, #159734
5 fecal factories!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:55 am, #159727
It's fresher than anything you've done, Asas-hole.
Asasello - February 21, 2010, 8:09 am, #159726
it's the oldest joke in the book.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:53 am, #159720
Rejection? Naaaaaaaaaaaah! It's a fact about asian food.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:52 am, #159719
I wanted to do that in the tags but was worried about rejection for racism. Thanks Aggie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:36 am, #159712
No problem... he's asian... you'll be hungry again in an hour. 5L


OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.


TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

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Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm, #137007
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am, #136922
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


FUTILITY -


TAGS: i think this is why midgets tend to be so bitter
Rating: 3.65/5

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Sean - October 6, 2009, 11:40 pm, #124458
Thank you.
temp - October 6, 2009, 11:39 pm, #124457
That's f***ing hilarious!
Sean - October 2, 2009, 12:01 am, #123253
*weiner
Sean - October 2, 2009, 12:01 am, #123252
Is it my imagination, or is this wiener dog giving us the Charles Manson?
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:36 pm, #123220
LMAO! This'll hover at 3.1, methinks.
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:33 pm, #123218
Destination: Two-Point-Nines-Ville. Population: Perfect Posters. Huzzahhh!!!
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:28 pm, #123210
Kiss of death: Aggy loves this poster!
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:27 pm, #123209
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo's right. I did a do-over in the October Challenge. Seeing is believing. But thanks anyway MrRandom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2009, 11:17 pm, #123203
Nah, The second one IS better. You should be ashamed Sean.
MrRandom - October 1, 2009, 11:15 pm, #123202
Still a perfect poster
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:15 pm, #123201
Dammit. Better punchline: "... no one's ever going to take you seriously." Ah well.


CLICHé -


TAGS: why people why
Rating: 4.82/5

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Rudedog - December 23, 2012, 12:21 am, #241761
Cause the word "cliche" is so uncommon those that are common?? 5Ls


BLOODSUCKING EVIL DEVIL WOMAN - Otherwise known as the ex wife.


TAGS: someone once asked me why i like p*** so much i just laughed and laughed
Rating: 3.39/5

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LD0ne - April 13, 2010, 9:28 am, #171025
i beg to differ http://www.naughty.com/news/Avril_Lavigne/h**_Maxim_Ph**os/images/Avril_Lavigne_Nice_Curves_picture.jpg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 15, 2009, 4:23 pm, #136836
Is that Avril Lavigne? The only thing scarier is her without a little ph**oshopping or with a microphone.


ANN'S NEW TEA SET -


TAGS: it s why i drink coffee
Rating: 4.22/5

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BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 6:28 pm, #160908
Then again, when you're drunk on your a**, any idea is a good idea!!!
BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 6:26 pm, #160907
I should also thank Double D (or just Dee) for this Idea...
BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 6:21 pm, #160906
Funny thing Phy....I don't have any kids, just 28 nieces and nephews
phydeaux - February 26, 2010, 6:20 pm, #160905
5L...but how did you know what goes on in my house?


THE 151 - When time is a factor and you need to be drunk NOW; the 151.


TAGS: why is it creamy you are s****** milk from a guitar
Rating: 3.85/5

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ICEMAN - June 7, 2010, 8:11 pm, #179426
@ Cubby, Methuselah wouldn't remember your 151st.
TheTrashHeap - June 7, 2010, 7:58 pm, #179424
For the 10000th time people QUALITY OVER QUANTITY IF YOU CAN'T DO BOTH!
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 4:59 pm, #179415
And I don't know why the 151 looks cloudy in the this pic, I don't want to know, maybe backwash? :(~ But I have some hooror stories of 151 and coke... I shudder to even think about them...
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 4:54 pm, #179414
I've rejected a thousand of deadrasin's poster today alone! Your posters are getting (marginally) better though! Keep it up.
deadraisin - June 7, 2010, 4:48 pm, #179413
I am but a guppy swimming with Meglodons, I bow to your Motifake superiority.
Cubbybear - June 7, 2010, 4:41 pm, #179409
I can't even remember my 151 post.
culos - June 7, 2010, 4:12 pm, #179407
lol
culos - June 7, 2010, 4:12 pm, #179406
151, no less! The moderators must have a soft spot for you, I just looked at a few of them and......let's be nice and say that I've seen better and more original posts on 4****...
GreyScorpion - June 7, 2010, 4:09 pm, #179405
Awww Raisin, you don't give yourself enough credit. It's more like Ten's of Thousands ;)
deadraisin - June 7, 2010, 3:20 pm, #179403
Coincedently this is my 151st Motifake excepted(of thousands). I am a legend in my own mind and I am not alone.


TAX FORMS - I can read all the words, but they make no sense arraigned like that!


TAGS: tax time why me argh april 15
Rating: 3.63/5

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Master - May 24, 2011, 10:10 pm, #219057
Um... They are INTENDED to not make sense. www.losthorizons.com explains why. The Talking Heads exhorted all to "Stop Making Sense!", but Title 26 had already done so.


PHYSICS - There are exceptions to some of those "laws."


TAGS: fat fatty fatso unbelievable splits fail owned why
Rating: 3.21/5

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BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:56 pm, #127277
Ooooops another 5...I just can't stop myself


WHY IS IT? -


TAGS: why alone dark help harmony
Rating: 4.79/5

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Rick69 - February 18, 2012, 5:00 pm, #229794
Perhaps. . . or perhaps we can't stand competition: we help each other if they are inferior/superior to us but not if they are the same status. . . that's how problems seem to start. . .
Zetmonk - February 18, 2012, 5:06 am, #229775
I suspect it has something to do with the fact that we'll only help the poor bastard once he falls. Silly humans. 5L


INDUSTRIAL HEMP - It's kind of like non-alcoholic beer, why bother ...


TAGS: industrial hemp why bother
Rating: 4.63/5

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Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 7:34 am, #224826
Before Oil, hemp was the leading cash crop in the USA. The original Levi's were made from old sails, which were made from hemp. Too bad hemp’s biggest advocates are such stoners!
spacedog - September 7, 2011, 5:57 pm, #224058
Ha. No really officer...


BELIEF -


TAGS: why bother just gonna fail
Rating: 4.79/5

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caveman - June 26, 2012, 10:00 pm, #236665
Cheers Space
spacedog - June 26, 2012, 9:56 pm, #236664
Nice one caveman.


CENSOSHIP -


TAGS: here no evil speak no evil see no evil but why
Rating: 4.67/5

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Cubbybear - May 30, 2010, 1:19 am, #178337
@MWLF...You're alive! God I missed you
spacedog - May 30, 2010, 1:11 am, #178334
Agreed. Well done Face, 5L.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - May 29, 2010, 11:19 pm, #178319
Excellent poster and sentiment. In fact, it's suspiciously...motivational. (shifts eyes back and forth rapidly, squints)
Derek - May 26, 2010, 7:32 am, #177788
:}X
ICEMAN - May 25, 2010, 8:11 pm, #177709
Truth. Well done Face. 5L


PUNCTUALITY - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.


TAGS: why i sleep in
Rating: 4.57/5

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SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 10:00 am, #207812
funny 5L


SUICIDE -


TAGS: suicide assignment now i know why grandpa drank all the time
Rating: 3.82/5

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Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 8:31 pm, #153578
Lol!
BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:23 pm, #148609
LMAO...GS that is excellent!!!
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 6:22 pm, #148533
d***! You can never get away from the spelling nazis!


SHINY NEW BIKE? - Why Mooooooooooooooooooo, its lovely!




THE INTERNET -


TAGS: google search page internet linkfox101113 racist why are black people so loud
Rating: 2.83/5

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pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:35 pm, #213651
and why are sperm small and mobile?
pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:34 pm, #213650
I looked up 'Why are' and the first two things were: Why are people g**?(Thats kinda rude
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 6:12 pm, #149804
lol "Why are there school."


FINALLY, A HOLIDAY FOR ATHEISTS - April 1st Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God'


TAGS: why not april fool s day
Rating: 2.42/5

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mmmBingSoo - September 15, 2009, 2:17 pm, #118062
ehh 14:1 isnt 4:1 facepalm
todd snyder - September 15, 2009, 11:09 am, #118033
Bingo ! 5 Lions for you.


WHY IS IT -


TAGS: why believe someone stars paint
Rating: 4.89/5

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Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:19 am, #229473
That's if you believe the internet...
gas - February 12, 2012, 5:56 pm, #229438
don't forget to quote the author, it's from O. Wilde (or at least that's what the internet says xD)
Rick69 - February 12, 2012, 4:20 pm, #229418
Hm. . . that's a good one. . . (*le me hurrying off with my new inspiration*) ;D
gas - February 12, 2012, 10:42 am, #229405
"we can believe the impossible, but not the improbable" xDD


ALIENS -


TAGS: why do they do it i bet overlord douchebag knew
Rating: 4.44/5

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agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:51 pm, #175131
To you, or FOR you? Wait... that's not what I meant.
GreyScorpion - May 8, 2010, 1:48 pm, #175129
prison will do that to you
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:38 pm, #175122
When trying to figure out how to enslave an entire race... one must get all the info available on the rec***. a*** *** has been known to enslave many a man.
pieman - May 8, 2010, 10:50 am, #175106
Cap FTW! You never know. It is just sh*t to us but but it could be diamonds to them. 5 solid gold lions.


MARRIAGE - Like Hockey but without all the affection


TAGS: this explains why i am always in the penalty box
Rating: 4.33/5

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FatherTyme - November 17, 2010, 6:05 pm, #202918
DYAM!! You could almost hear the snap, crackle and pop of either his teeth or his neck or mehbe both
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 8:37 pm, #179226
shhhhhhhhh! Logicdude is lurking...5L
Densaku - March 11, 2010, 10:47 pm, #163979
More like figure skating without all the grace.^^
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:21 pm, #163968
Ain't that sweet. :) 5 tackles!!!
spacedog - March 11, 2010, 6:20 pm, #163961
HA! And feeding you right hands just got gross.
Sean - March 11, 2010, 6:02 pm, #163959
Hey hey hey. I'll have you know, astropooch, that I have never been jersied by a woman, ANY woman, 'cept maybe this one time when I was actually in Jersey, but "jersied" means something different there.
spacedog - March 11, 2010, 5:44 pm, #163958
LOL! 5Ls for LD. @Sean-She pulled your sweater over your head and started feeding you right hands?
Sean - March 11, 2010, 3:49 pm, #163935
Cool. This reminds me of the exact moment my wife made me propose to her. *5 sighs and a sheesh*


DRONES - The first step towards Cyberdyne's creation of the Terminators.




GANGURO - Some people go to extreme lengths to meet standards set by the community. Some standards should have never been set in the first place.




FRUSTRATION -


TAGS: why do idiots tend to have strong necks
Rating: 4.08/5

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rondollins1 - October 2, 2011, 4:42 am, #224697
I work as a Senior Lead Support for a popular cellphone company and I'd have to say that patience can be tempered...5 unbroken pencils.
Sean - May 6, 2010, 11:44 pm, #174967
Thanks, Sparrowgirl. I happen to love sparrows ... and girls ... but differently. Sorry. That came out awkward like. If only there was some way to delete a comment after you typed it but before you post it. Ah well ....
Sparrowgirl - May 2, 2010, 11:15 pm, #174433
Excellent! 5L
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 1:10 am, #174309
5 Life lessons!


HIGH VOLTAGE - Hopefully, it kills you before the giant, angry, mutated spider gets you.


TAGS: spider electricity if those green boxes are dangerous why are they above ground
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:38 pm, #147431
LOL! Are we sure that's not the 10,000 volt ghost from Scooby Doo?


TRAGEDY - Only the evil that resides in the heart of mankind could create the conditions for harm like this to come to innocents


TAGS: september challenge evil why oh why
Rating: 3.57/5

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JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 12:32 pm, #166569
Proof there is no God.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 4:33 pm, #149776
LOOK AT THAT FAT LITTLE PORKER IN THE BACKGROUND!!! >.< I bet HE ate all the food. Bastard.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 10:37 pm, #146075
Wii... want to eat.
Zed - December 15, 2009, 10:35 pm, #146074
Is this an ad for Resident evil 5???
TheSarge - December 15, 2009, 6:51 pm, #146048
Nothing some old fashioned canabalism wouldn't fix.
timebomb - November 7, 2009, 5:02 pm, #134851
Ther're not Ethiopians, these kids live in Detroit. Fed about a dozen or so. 5 Shekels for the poster.
THeDRiZZ - October 28, 2009, 11:47 pm, #131659
Why don't Ethopians take showers? They are afraid of sliding down the drain...budabumbump
saumaun - October 18, 2009, 6:14 pm, #127690
How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth? ALL OF THEM! Sorry. That was tasteless.
Krissie - October 17, 2009, 9:02 pm, #127505
Perhaps it's not evil IN the heart, but PURE evil itself. 5L...


THIS IS WHY - This is why we can't have a Dragon Ball Z live-action movie.


TAGS: dragon ball z why why f*** fail
Rating: 1.54/5

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brock0lee - September 4, 2008, 7:54 am, #18888
no, but we can have a dragonball movie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1098327/


CONSISTENT -


TAGS: why dogs are better than people
Rating: 4.84/5

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agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:10 pm, #189125
Grand slam, space!!!!! 5 poodles that'll tell nobody nuthin'
BoneCD - August 12, 2010, 8:38 pm, #189104
5 Poodles Space...Cheers to that
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 8:17 pm, #189100
5L space, this is amsome!
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 8:12 pm, #189097
ChaChing!! 5L


FURTHER PROOF - you're never to old to be immature


TAGS: why grow up
Rating: 4.44/5

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WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN PEOPLE -


TAGS: why dogs better than people
Rating: 4.14/5

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440wakeup - August 11, 2010, 9:55 pm, #188916
They do too, if only you cuddeled you know the truth
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 9:54 pm, #188914
p***ert. 5L
Reality Lord - August 11, 2010, 9:17 pm, #188906

been there....5 barking ex-gf's
spacedog - August 11, 2010, 9:15 pm, #188905
Amsome pzyk. 5L


REASONS -




WHY? - Because I Said So That's Why!


TAGS: why because grumpy pouting
Rating: 4/5

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CloudchaserS - September 3, 2011, 11:29 am, #223885
Don't question me! Because I'm always right and couldn't possibly be wrong, that's why!
wheresmybeer - September 3, 2011, 4:33 am, #223877
typical woman, 5 smirks!


SERIOUSLY? - So you grab this long rod, then vigorously shake it back and forth while its pointed at your face? "Honey? I'm ready to help you workout!"


TAGS: why buy it when we can both enjoy your workout
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

aesop the second - January 2, 2010, 1:20 am, #149438
you sir, are the king of motifake.
sickartist - January 1, 2010, 3:59 pm, #149363
Plus when your workout is finished, it sprays a cooling spray in your face.


BECAUSE... - It scares the hell outta the dogs!


TAGS: why dont blind people skydive
Rating: 3.36/5

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LD0ne - May 24, 2010, 4:35 pm, #177555
is that actually legal to jump from a plane with your dog lol i can just imagine BAWWWWWRRROOOOOOO
FTACHASER357 - June 24, 2009, 7:24 pm, #89558
This poster gets a 5 PLUS from me. I have been there and JUMPED into a combat zone, with my Puppy. He HATED EVERY MINUTE OF IT and CHEWED THE **** out of everyone around. :-)


THE DEVIL - He laughs at religion.


TAGS: sinfest the devil joker insane why so religious batman
Rating: 1.86/5
Bob D. Sailor - February 24, 2010, 8:08 pm, #160586
1L for utter crap.
What The? - February 11, 2009, 1:55 pm, #58791
Asinine. Don't take something awesome and turn it into... This.... Bleah.


TITANIC IN 3D -


TAGS: why would this happen ice
Rating: 5/5

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artic - March 25, 2012, 1:49 am, #232009
Never saw the first one. Wife knows better to ask
Preacher Man - March 24, 2012, 3:01 am, #231939
I don't know...the sketching scene, Kate Winslet's t*** in 3D. That might be worth it.


ALONE -


TAGS: why grow old time hurts
Rating: 4.83/5

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maoworks2 - May 3, 2014, 12:57 pm, #254609
You Got It Right My Friend .
Greeny - December 21, 2012, 10:36 pm, #241730
A5 my dear friend said - from diapers to diapers in ninety years


Two Most Important Days -




ALL I KNOW IS PAIN, - woe, bitterness, angst and suffering. All I really wish to know, is the reason why.


TAGS: pain anguish why
Rating: 4.75/5

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pickleviper - July 17, 2012, 1:26 pm, #237373
It's probably because we're all been very naughty. I know I have.
CloudchaserS - July 17, 2012, 12:38 pm, #237372
5L (3rd vote) because me too. I've long thought that if we're supposed to learn a lesson from something, we could learn it better if we knew why


MIDNIGHT CRAZYS -


TAGS: it s why i got dogs
Rating: 4.73/5

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BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 11:04 am, #221867
I was sitting in a bar talking to a friend and he kept grabbing his johnson. I asked him "What's up, been playing on a bad playground?" He said, "I wish, the f'n cat jumped on this morning..." I about fell of the stool.
Cloudchaser - July 24, 2011, 9:03 am, #221825
Except if it's a full bladder


DESPAIR -


TAGS: dirty websense unknown loss why
Rating: 4.64/5

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5150monkeylove - March 31, 2011, 12:48 am, #215549
Thanks, SD!
spacedog - March 30, 2011, 6:46 pm, #215524
Nicely done 5150ML.


AUSTRALIA -


TAGS: some reasons why proud australian
Rating: 4.25/5

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LeightonESmith - March 13, 2012, 5:47 pm, #231240
Hahah! Well Coombsy, my mates started this tradition of drinking Fosters, listening to the JJJ h** 100, watching cricket and eating lamb on Australia day and it's just stuck with us! Fosters doesn't taste that bad after the first couple! ;-)
Coombsy007 - March 13, 2012, 9:42 am, #231219
Leighton, why oh why are you drinking fosters? We send that sh*t overseas to everyone else and keep our good stuff!
suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:22 pm, #228297
is that your boyfriend riding you on the bottom right picture ? :)
LeightonESmith - January 28, 2012, 12:45 am, #228280
I thought you were going to say, nice arms holding up that beer! ;-p
mariand - January 27, 2012, 6:13 pm, #228249
I was about to ask you... because the capture and your avatar looks the same
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:47 am, #228223
you do look nice with your arms up holding that flag lol
LeightonESmith - January 27, 2012, 11:18 am, #228217
shameless self inclusion in yet another motifake ;-))))


DR. EVIL -




FORD - Quality is job... Ehhh, it's breaktime.


TAGS: why have i never bought a new ford this is part of it
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - June 14, 2010, 10:26 am, #180283
Second one in a week from me where I took the ph**o. #106158


REMORSE -


TAGS: but why the tics tacs oh impulse buy
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 3:41 pm, #85094
(goddaughter)
agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 3:40 pm, #85093
Not quite sure... but along those lines, I gotta go... have a lunch date with a 16-year-old.
BoneCD - June 7, 2009, 3:37 pm, #85091
d*** straight...now how to you get me out of this 10x10
Arrogant Knight - June 7, 2009, 1:00 pm, #85025
Absolutely love this. 5 lions for you sir, as per usual.
agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 10:04 am, #84985
The reason Sean's motifakes are so good? First rule: write what you know.
Chopperliscious - June 7, 2009, 5:33 am, #84969
Now that's just downright creepy. 5 Lions. Don't make a habit of it.


I HAVE A DREAM - To turn ground squirrels into flying squirrels.


TAGS: why won t anyone help me achieve my dream
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by Reason

RuckHumpinGrunt - December 14, 2010, 11:29 am, #206854
its a ferret, get your xkcd right!


BACONNAISE - America In A Bottle


TAGS: this is why you re fat
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by mattb



M I C - ¿Que? Y why?


TAGS: mickey mouse mexican police arrest protest que y why pancakes
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by aPauling

Christopher - April 26, 2009, 7:07 am, #75618
Sorry, Michael Jackson, no dice. Maybe you should try being a creepy white guy.


SLIPPERY WHEN DUMB - Have you ever wondered why this sign, with that particular wording, was ever invented? Ever heard of the Darwin awards?




SURELY THERE MUST BE A GOD -




CHOOSE YOUR POISON -




10 BUCKS - says he forgets to gas up the Buick


TAGS: we see why walter might need preph
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Airman

Zreiser - December 31, 2010, 10:50 am, #208757
This is awesome...don't know why it got bombed to go less than 5L.
PhxDebbie - May 6, 2010, 8:47 am, #174874
5 facepalms
pieman - May 5, 2010, 4:36 pm, #174780
Classic. 5 big ol 10 pointers.


IF THERE'S ONLY ONE -


TAGS: why not 2
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Airman

pieman - April 14, 2010, 11:05 am, #171254
LOL! 5 I can't believe I did that last night.


HARE PULLING - SHE was the one who suggested it, she said she found it sexy. She never looked at me the same after.


TAGS: this might explain why the golf club didnt enhance our fore play
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:14 pm, #164515
Niiiiice!
TheTrashHeap - March 13, 2010, 11:12 pm, #164510
Shhhh vewy vewy quiet
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:25 pm, #157888
Hawt! 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 3:35 pm, #156158
Thanks LD! Now I just need to learn to use ph**oshop.
LogicDude - February 4, 2010, 2:38 pm, #156150
WHERE'S MY HASENPFEFFER!? I LOL'd all over myself...now I gotta go clean up. 5L TTH - the tags really do kick this one up a notch!
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 11:30 pm, #156082
Oops, I made this a day early...
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 11:26 pm, #156081
Thanks Veggie
Produceman117 - February 3, 2010, 11:15 pm, #156080
Woah, TTH. 5Ls, but... woah.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:39 pm, #156077
Thanks GS.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 10:29 pm, #156076
you hit this one out of the park TTH. Brilliant 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:20 pm, #156074
They kinda look like skinned frogs IMO
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 10:18 pm, #156073
Oh, just read the convo before this. All I have to say is C - C - C - f*** it.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:18 pm, #156072
Skin is too thick to eat so it all comes off. Rabbits are not actually birds. Who knew?
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 10:15 pm, #156071
But why not do like in Ireland with chickens? Burn it off. Faster and easier. And to me at least, much more fun.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:15 pm, #156070
g**s are responsible for Haiti? Were they dancing too hard? were they trying to give Haiti a makeover?
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:12 pm, #156069
ya, they better not knock on my door
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 10:07 pm, #156068
The ones with the incredibly stupid signs,like *God hates soldiers*, *Gives g**s the death sentence*, and *g**s are responsible for Haiti*
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:04 pm, #156067
are those the guys who knock on doors?
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 10:00 pm, #156066
f***ing PETA. I actively hate those bastards. There on the same level as the Westboro Baptist Church in how much they annoy me.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:00 pm, #156065
if it moves shoot it, if it don't cut it down
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:59 pm, #156064
a rabbit inst much different than a rat. just another rodent
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:58 pm, #156063
Haven't you heard? He's Anti-Peta.
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 9:56 pm, #156062
Canada : Never afraid to show animals just how much he loves them
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:54 pm, #156061
not to bad when they start to run. but the bonus is, even if you dont catch him the little bastard still suffers a heart attack. that will teach him to tease my dog
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:52 pm, #156060
Not too mention hard to see I bet.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:51 pm, #156059
chase them with a sled in a field or lake. they are hard to catch cause they can turn so fast.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:49 pm, #156058
Quad yes. Sled No. They tend to run in front of me on the hwy in the summer.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:48 pm, #156057
rabbits rock! ever chase them on a sled?
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:46 pm, #156054
Thanks guys. It allowed me to combine my hatred of rabbits with my love of motifake.
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 9:44 pm, #156052
The more disturbing a motifake, the better. 5Ls Trash.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:35 pm, #156044
LOL, and the tags make it better yet!


HOW I GOT BY IN SCHOOL #1 - A hyperbole is just an exaggeration of the superbowl




CHILDREN -




WHY WE WORSHIP... - A Book... Made By A Man... For Men?


TAGS: religion bible worship why
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by TailsDoll

Cubbybear - July 22, 2010, 12:58 pm, #185875
Gotta have Faith....3/5 You're getting there keep up the effort


SOLIDARITY -


TAGS: why cant we all get along and hate dogs together
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - July 20, 2009, 1:56 am, #97367
Why can't we all get along ... and hate TheTrashHeap together? Or at least his avatar?
TheTrashHeap - July 20, 2009, 1:54 am, #97366
grrrrrrr
Sean - July 20, 2009, 1:49 am, #97364
Why can't we all get along ... and hate dogs together?


A PERFECT - Waste Of Time




AND GODSPEED -


TAGS: why not florida safe return long happy life
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sir - May 3, 2009, 4:18 pm, #77450
NO! not Godd*** Florida, we already have too many people down here


perspective -


TAGS: crotchety old people grumpy why
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 27, 2013, 12:20 pm, #251196
Glad you liked it. Almost every single day I can feel feel a slight difference in my health... and God help me, it didn't help that my parents carried every freakin' genetic in the book.
GaryO - November 26, 2013, 8:04 pm, #251184
Geeze, cynic, how in heck did I miss this?! Oh…yeah, can’t see well. 10 Ls…and phukk anyone that thinks I can’t do that, ya sons of bytches
kirill - November 26, 2013, 10:35 am, #251178
Thank you for this lovely justification.


Peace -


TAGS: why when where how hammy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - March 22, 2014, 2:14 am, #253724
Thanks greeny :D And you know me rerun, my muse visits me randomly, and hits quiet hard when she does. It's kinda like the period of a woman with severe hormonal problems.
Greeny - March 21, 2014, 8:49 pm, #253721
coolness
rerun - March 21, 2014, 5:37 pm, #253718

Excellent as usual, missed you posting.


why did chicken little cross the road? -


TAGS: chicken little cross road why
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - September 16, 2013, 9:04 am, #249716
Hahaha you are RIGHT, I didn't notice that before, it has webbed feet!
falloutghoul - September 16, 2013, 7:52 am, #249714
Ain't that a duckling?


Bear Talk -




ALLERGIES -


TAGS: peanut allergy why you fool
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by caveman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 11:21 am, #238917
LMAO....b***er.....b***erfinger.....b***erbean. This censor is a*** retentive.
caveman - September 5, 2012, 12:26 am, #238909
Exactly, Bull's on board
Sho - September 4, 2012, 11:56 pm, #238908
Grammar/spelling police?
Bull - September 4, 2012, 11:02 pm, #238906
curios is an Australian cartoon character from the 60's who ended up advertising a brand of peanut b***er that doesn't exist any longer. ;)
SpellCheck - September 4, 2012, 6:16 pm, #238899
It's spelled "curious", not "curios".


SUPPORT -


TAGS: that s why we re here
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman



Ghosts of my Past -


TAGS: ghosts past haunt why guilt
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Ism

Sho - May 4, 2013, 8:58 am, #245525
5&f


WHY - THE HELL WOULD ANYONE JUMP OUT OF A PERFECTLY GOOD C-17


TAGS: why
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by jman

MPsniper - June 21, 2011, 4:49 am, #220342
because the aircraft presents a much larger target than the jumper does.
the1stCOMMI3 - June 21, 2011, 12:00 am, #220330
gimmie 5 min and I could possibly think of 5 reasons worth 5L's


THE WEEK - Moooonnnnddddaaaayyyy, Tuuueeesssdddaaayyy, Weeddnneessddaayy, Thhurrsdday, Friday, Satur, Sun.


TAGS: why
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Bovee



your minivan -


TAGS: why they make suburbans
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Airman

Silverheart - May 2, 2014, 6:20 am, #254575
Hemis, racing stripes, bull horns, h** rod flames... Pimp my minivan.
Greeny - May 2, 2014, 5:25 am, #254574
They should put Hemi's in those things and save mankind at least a little dignity


three men and a bird in a bar -


TAGS: why some men drink
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by GaryO

rerun - July 20, 2013, 9:06 am, #247943

I will drink to that.


A CHRISTMAS STORY -




I WONDER WHY - They do not allow tunnels on Motifake ?


TAGS: wonder why tunnels on motifake
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - August 7, 2011, 5:44 pm, #222638
When I saw this picture I thought it was perfect because the guy is just staring in wonderment...
Budog - August 5, 2011, 9:57 pm, #222538
Ok, now I understand. It's like looking in the mirrors at the barber shop.
crankyhead - August 5, 2011, 7:54 pm, #222532
It's when you take a previously created poster, put it as the picture in a new poster, and then add a different caption and title to it. #34027 & # 5262 are both examples of tunnels. If you look at them, you'll see why we don't let them through any more
Budog - August 5, 2011, 4:06 pm, #222505
BTW, what is a tunnel, as mentioned on Motifake, not literally...
the1stCOMMI3 - August 5, 2011, 4:05 pm, #222504
some tunnels are funny, others are just spams or seem like a blind monkey on crack did them. Still, not a bad poster, 5L
crankyhead - August 5, 2011, 3:13 pm, #222502
If they're really good, or really funny, we'll let them through. But generally they're neither of those things and it's easier to say "no tunnels" than it is to say "this sucks" and not hurt someone else's feelings.


LESBIANISM -




WHY??? -




PLEASE! - deliver me i don't belong here


TAGS: why
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by amengual111

TheGoat - November 1, 2011, 2:15 am, #225488
that's no kitten - we've got a 15 year old kitty that could be that one's sibling!
the1stCOMMI3 - October 22, 2011, 10:38 pm, #225274
i never said it was a bad thing
crankyhead - October 22, 2011, 8:49 pm, #225271
I'll freely admit, I'm a sucker for LOLCATS.
the1stCOMMI3 - October 22, 2011, 8:23 pm, #225269
just about anything with kittens gets approved, eh?


PROFESSIONAL MOTIFAKERS - We get paid by the hour to create high level fake motivational posters. Unfortunatly none of them are good enough for the moderators.


TAGS: i mean they keep making us laugh why not you guys
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:48 pm, #201018
Is anyone else seeing this? 4 good-lookin women (at least from this angle... And then the goofy looking kid in the middle. Life just ain't fair


SNOWFLAKES - no two are alike


TAGS: i can see why
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by Airman



BEHOLD - The image of Muhammad




IDOLS -


TAGS: american idol simon paula randy all morons why do we listen
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

BOHICA - September 30, 2009, 1:48 am, #122791
Such animosity, lulz? Its not like I said he wasn't entertaining.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 11:44 pm, #122743
Moderator? Can we get a ruling on lulz?
MrRandom - September 29, 2009, 11:42 pm, #122741
I enjoy watching how crazy he can get on air personally.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:41 pm, #122739
what you got against Glenn Beck you stupid anime faggot
MO - September 29, 2009, 10:49 pm, #122724
Simon is the reason I don't watch. As a matter of fact, that eurotard is #2 on my list of what's wrong with this country...over inflated douche bag.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 10:04 pm, #122721
Yeah, Douches are fun to watch. I think that's why Glen Beck is still on the air.
Derek - September 29, 2009, 9:57 pm, #122719
Usually, Simon is the only reason to watch.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 7:18 pm, #122688
oops. God! I can't believe I did that! I forgot to log in...
spacedog - September 29, 2009, 7:11 pm, #122687
You sent them anon. too Bart.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 7:10 pm, #122686
Crap! A godd*** typo!


RULE 34 - DAMN YOU, INTERNET! DAMN YOU!




PHYDEAUX'S VAN - Phydeaux been to busy installing shag carpet and a new Disco ball in the van to spend much time on Motifaking.




WHY ARE BLACK - Google Chrome has a different opinion on black people


TAGS: black why are so loud google chrome
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by JNAtheDUDE

StevenWHOOP - April 10, 2009, 4:26 pm, #72092
lol! wtf?


Woodchucks -




WOMEN DRIVERS - This is why they should stick to the kitchen.


TAGS: women drivers this is why they should stick to the kitchen
Rating: 1.95/5
rerun - April 25, 2009, 8:17 pm, #75436

Nah, she came to the proverbial "fork in the road", looks like she was lunch.
GUEST - April 25, 2009, 6:01 pm, #75405
SALLY THOUGHT THE DAY WAS GOING GREAT, UNTIL ONE LIL FORK REMINDED HER SHE FORGOT TO PUT HIM IN THE DISHWASHER LAST NIGHT
Rhodopis - April 1, 2009, 8:25 pm, #69647
I feel sad for your poor virgin p****es... :(
CyberFreq - January 3, 2009, 5:28 am, #48871
why do they even get licenses; there is no road from the kitchen to my bed


The worst that could happen -


TAGS: internet why
Rating: 1.64/5

More motifakes by neko

Caged_Mind - December 11, 2008, 2:10 pm, #43664
..Wiat, what. No. there must be a mistake. Lies! BLASPHEMY! IS THERE NO GOD?!
bhaalgorn - December 1, 2008, 10:36 am, #41063
kill me now....O_O
Charles - November 28, 2008, 5:46 pm, #40419
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!
MEH - November 23, 2008, 10:28 am, #38974
the end of the world is nigh


HEY... - Why so serious ??


TAGS: why so serious
Rating: 1.5/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Koradan - March 12, 2010, 4:32 pm, #164090
WHOOP WHOOP!!


question everything -


TAGS: why
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

kimo2a - April 28, 2015, 9:20 am, #260979
Are you sure?


this is not a kitchen -




Dear Canucks -




Tourist Season -


TAGS: why cant we shoot em
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by theyuk

theyuk - February 19, 2015, 10:15 pm, #260008
This is Texas, sir. Our tags go to 11.
Oldsod - February 19, 2015, 5:31 am, #259966
When you get your tags, be careful not to exceed your limit of 5.


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