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Why Demotivational Poster

WEARING THE PANTS - I do what i want, how i want and when i want to do it. As long as i ask my wife first.

TAGS: rules wife when what why
Rating: 4.55/5

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house - October 23, 2011, 12:55 am
Oh, I'm here V. Its just I don't have much worth saying ATM.......but be patient, I'll hit my straps again (when she gives me 5 minutes peace!!)
Verdeckt - October 22, 2011, 2:12 am
Speaking of which, where is House? Bwahahaha

YOUR CHILDHOOD - Has just been ruined forever.

TAGS: why didn t simba eat them
Rating: 4.79/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 12, 2014, 4:13 am
If it means anything, I'm vote #30 giving you 5L + faved.
rockntractor - February 3, 2012, 6:07 pm
Childhood hell, Mr. piggies head!

PHYSICS - The science where you use extremely long and complicated formulas to explain why a ball rolls.

AND YOU QUESTION GOD - WHY ME? - Always look at the bigger picture.

TAGS: god jesus stones problems why bigger picture
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:39 pm
Ah, apologetics in me***horic form. Gotta love it.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 9:47 pm
The f***ing truth... Luv it. 5 Ls
Ed-Hyde - November 17, 2009, 10:25 am
I love this place, I can laugh my a** off and be mortified all in the same breath. Thanks manic, porcelina, sean and Ag
manicbranic - November 17, 2009, 9:43 am
soooo..... rocks are no good against zombies now?
Porcelina - November 15, 2009, 7:59 am
OMG, AG, really, Sean put it best.
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am
Uhmmm ... ewwwww. (That includes the pun.)
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:11 am
It's a flavor savior.
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:00 am
Does this poster also mean that to be a good Christian you have to sport of molester-stache?
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:26 pm
Your avatar doesn't seem to be suffering at all... so, I'm good with it. The personality side, hell... like any italiang girls I've ever known... any day of the month.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:24 pm
yeah, blood, cramps and pimples. :) it's cute.
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:22 pm
I fail to see why not. It's charming.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:20 pm
..... I just shouldn't go on this site when I'm PMSing.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 6:03 pm
It's "creator" notwithstanding, this WAS irony, right?
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:54 am
Awesome. 5L
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:38 am
Hilarious. Well done.

WHY LEARN? - The more we know, the more we forget. the more we forget the less we know the less we know, the less we forget The less we forget, the more we know. why learn?

WHY?!? - Didn't he eat Miley Cyrus and spare us all the pain?!

TAGS: why miley cyrus ****
Rating: 2.63/5

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Woody - July 23, 2009, 12:03 am
who cares.... He will eat her.
Jmac0585 - May 15, 2009, 11:00 am
She was covered in either chocolate or ketchup... or is it catsup?
sweeneytodd123 - November 28, 2008, 5:33 pm
d*** why didnt he!!??? The gas prices would go down and the economy would heal if he did!

FATHERHOOD - I love kids...But I can't eat a whole one.

TAGS: babies kids food why not they dont work or earn money little poop machines
Rating: 3.63/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 3:12 am
Who ordered the 20-pounder deluxe stack? 5L's
Asasello - February 22, 2010, 4:26 am
Calm down, will you. I don't think further attempts at contributing anything to motifake make sense anymore now, as even a moderator has me down as an asas-hole (witty pun, btw).
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:10 pm
Ass you may have an opinion when you contribute a SINGLE THING to this community. I did half a** this one but that still puts me half an a** ahead of you.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:26 am
5 fecal factories!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:55 am
It's fresher than anything you've done, Asas-hole.
Asasello - February 21, 2010, 8:09 am
it's the oldest joke in the book.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:53 am
Rejection? Naaaaaaaaaaaah! It's a fact about asian food.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:52 am
I wanted to do that in the tags but was worried about rejection for racism. Thanks Aggie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:36 am
No problem... he's asian... you'll be hungry again in an hour. 5L

OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.

TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

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Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


TAGS: i think this is why midgets tend to be so bitter
Rating: 3.65/5

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Sean - October 6, 2009, 11:40 pm
Thank you.
temp - October 6, 2009, 11:39 pm
That's f***ing hilarious!
Sean - October 2, 2009, 12:01 am
Sean - October 2, 2009, 12:01 am
Is it my imagination, or is this wiener dog giving us the Charles Manson?
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:36 pm
LMAO! This'll hover at 3.1, methinks.
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:33 pm
Destination: Two-Point-Nines-Ville. Population: Perfect Posters. Huzzahhh!!!
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:28 pm
Kiss of death: Aggy loves this poster!
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:27 pm
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo's right. I did a do-over in the October Challenge. Seeing is believing. But thanks anyway MrRandom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2009, 11:17 pm
Nah, The second one IS better. You should be ashamed Sean.
MrRandom - October 1, 2009, 11:15 pm
Still a perfect poster
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:15 pm
Dammit. Better punchline: "... no one's ever going to take you seriously." Ah well.


TAGS: why people why
Rating: 4.82/5

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Rudedog - December 23, 2012, 12:21 am
Cause the word "cliche" is so uncommon those that are common?? 5Ls

BLOODSUCKING EVIL DEVIL WOMAN - Otherwise known as the ex wife.

TAGS: someone once asked me why i like p*** so much i just laughed and laughed
Rating: 3.39/5

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LD0ne - April 13, 2010, 9:28 am
i beg to differ http://www.naughty.com/news/Avril_Lavigne/h**_Maxim_Ph**os/images/Avril_Lavigne_Nice_Curves_picture.jpg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 15, 2009, 4:23 pm
Is that Avril Lavigne? The only thing scarier is her without a little ph**oshopping or with a microphone.


TAGS: it s why i drink coffee
Rating: 4.22/5

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BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 6:28 pm
Then again, when you're drunk on your a**, any idea is a good idea!!!
BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 6:26 pm
I should also thank Double D (or just Dee) for this Idea...
BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 6:21 pm
Funny thing Phy....I don't have any kids, just 28 nieces and nephews
phydeaux - February 26, 2010, 6:20 pm
5L...but how did you know what goes on in my house?

THE 151 - When time is a factor and you need to be drunk NOW; the 151.

TAGS: why is it creamy you are s****** milk from a guitar
Rating: 3.85/5

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ICEMAN - June 7, 2010, 8:11 pm
@ Cubby, Methuselah wouldn't remember your 151st.
TheTrashHeap - June 7, 2010, 7:58 pm
For the 10000th time people QUALITY OVER QUANTITY IF YOU CAN'T DO BOTH!
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 4:59 pm
And I don't know why the 151 looks cloudy in the this pic, I don't want to know, maybe backwash? :(~ But I have some hooror stories of 151 and coke... I shudder to even think about them...
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 4:54 pm
I've rejected a thousand of deadrasin's poster today alone! Your posters are getting (marginally) better though! Keep it up.
deadraisin - June 7, 2010, 4:48 pm
I am but a guppy swimming with Meglodons, I bow to your Motifake superiority.
Cubbybear - June 7, 2010, 4:41 pm
I can't even remember my 151 post.
culos - June 7, 2010, 4:12 pm
culos - June 7, 2010, 4:12 pm
151, no less! The moderators must have a soft spot for you, I just looked at a few of them and......let's be nice and say that I've seen better and more original posts on 4****...
GreyScorpion - June 7, 2010, 4:09 pm
Awww Raisin, you don't give yourself enough credit. It's more like Ten's of Thousands ;)
deadraisin - June 7, 2010, 3:20 pm
Coincedently this is my 151st Motifake excepted(of thousands). I am a legend in my own mind and I am not alone.

TAX FORMS - I can read all the words, but they make no sense arraigned like that!

TAGS: tax time why me argh april 15
Rating: 3.63/5

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Master - May 24, 2011, 10:10 pm
Um... They are INTENDED to not make sense. www.losthorizons.com explains why. The Talking Heads exhorted all to "Stop Making Sense!", but Title 26 had already done so.

PHYSICS - There are exceptions to some of those "laws."

TAGS: fat fatty fatso unbelievable splits fail owned why
Rating: 3.21/5

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BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:56 pm
Ooooops another 5...I just can't stop myself


TAGS: why alone dark help harmony
Rating: 4.79/5

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Rick69 - February 18, 2012, 5:00 pm
Perhaps. . . or perhaps we can't stand competition: we help each other if they are inferior/superior to us but not if they are the same status. . . that's how problems seem to start. . .
Zetmonk - February 18, 2012, 5:06 am
I suspect it has something to do with the fact that we'll only help the poor bastard once he falls. Silly humans. 5L

INDUSTRIAL HEMP - It's kind of like non-alcoholic beer, why bother ...

TAGS: industrial hemp why bother
Rating: 4.63/5

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Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 7:34 am
Before Oil, hemp was the leading cash crop in the USA. The original Levi's were made from old sails, which were made from hemp. Too bad hemp’s biggest advocates are such stoners!
spacedog - September 7, 2011, 5:57 pm
Ha. No really officer...


TAGS: why bother just gonna fail
Rating: 4.79/5

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caveman - June 26, 2012, 10:00 pm
Cheers Space
spacedog - June 26, 2012, 9:56 pm
Nice one caveman.


TAGS: here no evil speak no evil see no evil but why
Rating: 4.67/5

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Cubbybear - May 30, 2010, 1:19 am
@MWLF...You're alive! God I missed you
spacedog - May 30, 2010, 1:11 am
Agreed. Well done Face, 5L.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - May 29, 2010, 11:19 pm
Excellent poster and sentiment. In fact, it's suspiciously...motivational. (shifts eyes back and forth rapidly, squints)
Derek - May 26, 2010, 7:32 am
ICEMAN - May 25, 2010, 8:11 pm
Truth. Well done Face. 5L

PUNCTUALITY - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

TAGS: why i sleep in
Rating: 4.59/5

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SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 10:00 am
funny 5L


TAGS: suicide assignment now i know why grandpa drank all the time
Rating: 3.82/5

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Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 8:31 pm
BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:23 pm
LMAO...GS that is excellent!!!
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 6:22 pm
d***! You can never get away from the spelling nazis!

SHINY NEW BIKE? - Why Mooooooooooooooooooo, its lovely!


TAGS: google search page internet linkfox101113 racist why are black people so loud
Rating: 2.83/5

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pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:35 pm
and why are sperm small and mobile?
pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:34 pm
I looked up 'Why are' and the first two things were: Why are people g**?(Thats kinda rude
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol "Why are there school."

FINALLY, A HOLIDAY FOR ATHEISTS - April 1st Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God'

TAGS: why not april fool s day
Rating: 2.42/5

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mmmBingSoo - September 15, 2009, 2:17 pm
ehh 14:1 isnt 4:1 facepalm
todd snyder - September 15, 2009, 11:09 am
Bingo ! 5 Lions for you.


TAGS: why believe someone stars paint
Rating: 4.89/5

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Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:19 am
That's if you believe the internet...
gas - February 12, 2012, 5:56 pm
don't forget to quote the author, it's from O. Wilde (or at least that's what the internet says xD)
Rick69 - February 12, 2012, 4:20 pm
Hm. . . that's a good one. . . (*le me hurrying off with my new inspiration*) ;D
gas - February 12, 2012, 10:42 am
"we can believe the impossible, but not the improbable" xDD


TAGS: why do they do it i bet overlord douchebag knew
Rating: 4.44/5

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agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:51 pm
To you, or FOR you? Wait... that's not what I meant.
GreyScorpion - May 8, 2010, 1:48 pm
prison will do that to you
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:38 pm
When trying to figure out how to enslave an entire race... one must get all the info available on the rec***. a*** *** has been known to enslave many a man.
pieman - May 8, 2010, 10:50 am
Cap FTW! You never know. It is just sh*t to us but but it could be diamonds to them. 5 solid gold lions.

MARRIAGE - Like Hockey but without all the affection

TAGS: this explains why i am always in the penalty box
Rating: 4.33/5

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FatherTyme - November 17, 2010, 6:05 pm
DYAM!! You could almost hear the snap, crackle and pop of either his teeth or his neck or mehbe both
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 8:37 pm
shhhhhhhhh! Logicdude is lurking...5L
Densaku - March 11, 2010, 10:47 pm
More like figure skating without all the grace.^^
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:21 pm
Ain't that sweet. :) 5 tackles!!!
spacedog - March 11, 2010, 6:20 pm
HA! And feeding you right hands just got gross.
Sean - March 11, 2010, 6:02 pm
Hey hey hey. I'll have you know, astropooch, that I have never been jersied by a woman, ANY woman, 'cept maybe this one time when I was actually in Jersey, but "jersied" means something different there.
spacedog - March 11, 2010, 5:44 pm
LOL! 5Ls for LD. @Sean-She pulled your sweater over your head and started feeding you right hands?
Sean - March 11, 2010, 3:49 pm
Cool. This reminds me of the exact moment my wife made me propose to her. *5 sighs and a sheesh*

DRONES - The first step towards Cyberdyne's creation of the Terminators.

GANGURO - Some people go to extreme lengths to meet standards set by the community. Some standards should have never been set in the first place.


TAGS: why do idiots tend to have strong necks
Rating: 4.08/5

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rondollins1 - October 2, 2011, 4:42 am
I work as a Senior Lead Support for a popular cellphone company and I'd have to say that patience can be tempered...5 unbroken pencils.
Sean - May 6, 2010, 11:44 pm
Thanks, Sparrowgirl. I happen to love sparrows ... and girls ... but differently. Sorry. That came out awkward like. If only there was some way to delete a comment after you typed it but before you post it. Ah well ....
Sparrowgirl - May 2, 2010, 11:15 pm
Excellent! 5L
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 1:10 am
5 Life lessons!

HIGH VOLTAGE - Hopefully, it kills you before the giant, angry, mutated spider gets you.

TAGS: spider electricity if those green boxes are dangerous why are they above ground
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:38 pm
LOL! Are we sure that's not the 10,000 volt ghost from Scooby Doo?

TRAGEDY - Only the evil that resides in the heart of mankind could create the conditions for harm like this to come to innocents

TAGS: september challenge evil why oh why
Rating: 3.57/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:58 am
I'll bet he didn't. You don't know much about starvation, do you.
nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:58 am
It doesn't require any evil. Just indifference. People have priorities elsewhere. We're not talking about someone destroying their food or something. Not every unfortunate thing that happens in the world is a result of malice.
JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 12:32 pm
Proof there is no God.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 4:33 pm
LOOK AT THAT FAT LITTLE PORKER IN THE BACKGROUND!!! >.< I bet HE ate all the food. Bastard.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Wii... want to eat.
Zed - December 15, 2009, 10:35 pm
Is this an ad for Resident evil 5???
TheSarge - December 15, 2009, 6:51 pm
Nothing some old fashioned canabalism wouldn't fix.
timebomb - November 7, 2009, 5:02 pm
Ther're not Ethiopians, these kids live in Detroit. Fed about a dozen or so. 5 Shekels for the poster.
THeDRiZZ - October 28, 2009, 11:47 pm
Why don't Ethopians take showers? They are afraid of sliding down the drain...budabumbump
saumaun - October 18, 2009, 6:14 pm
How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth? ALL OF THEM! Sorry. That was tasteless.
Krissie - October 17, 2009, 9:02 pm
Perhaps it's not evil IN the heart, but PURE evil itself. 5L...

THIS IS WHY - This is why we can't have a Dragon Ball Z live-action movie.

TAGS: dragon ball z why why f*** fail
Rating: 1.54/5

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brock0lee - September 4, 2008, 7:54 am
no, but we can have a dragonball movie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1098327/


TAGS: why dogs are better than people
Rating: 4.84/5

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agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:10 pm
Grand slam, space!!!!! 5 poodles that'll tell nobody nuthin'
BoneCD - August 12, 2010, 8:38 pm
5 Poodles Space...Cheers to that
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 8:17 pm
5L space, this is amsome!
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 8:12 pm
ChaChing!! 5L

FURTHER PROOF - you're never to old to be immature

TAGS: why grow up
Rating: 4.44/5

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TAGS: why dogs better than people
Rating: 4.14/5

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440wakeup - August 11, 2010, 9:55 pm
They do too, if only you cuddeled you know the truth
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 9:54 pm
p***ert. 5L
Reality Lord - August 11, 2010, 9:17 pm

been there....5 barking ex-gf's
spacedog - August 11, 2010, 9:15 pm
Amsome pzyk. 5L


WHY? - Because I Said So That's Why!

TAGS: why because grumpy pouting
Rating: 4/5

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CloudchaserS - September 3, 2011, 11:29 am
Don't question me! Because I'm always right and couldn't possibly be wrong, that's why!
wheresmybeer - September 3, 2011, 4:33 am
typical woman, 5 smirks!

SERIOUSLY? - So you grab this long rod, then vigorously shake it back and forth while its pointed at your face? "Honey? I'm ready to help you workout!"

TAGS: why buy it when we can both enjoy your workout
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

aesop the second - January 2, 2010, 1:20 am
you sir, are the king of motifake.
sickartist - January 1, 2010, 3:59 pm
Plus when your workout is finished, it sprays a cooling spray in your face.

BECAUSE... - It scares the hell outta the dogs!

TAGS: why dont blind people skydive
Rating: 3.36/5

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LD0ne - May 24, 2010, 4:35 pm
is that actually legal to jump from a plane with your dog lol i can just imagine BAWWWWWRRROOOOOOO
FTACHASER357 - June 24, 2009, 7:24 pm
This poster gets a 5 PLUS from me. I have been there and JUMPED into a combat zone, with my Puppy. He HATED EVERY MINUTE OF IT and CHEWED THE **** out of everyone around. :-)

THE DEVIL - He laughs at religion.

TAGS: sinfest the devil joker insane why so religious batman
Rating: 1.86/5
Bob D. Sailor - February 24, 2010, 8:08 pm
1L for utter crap.
What The? - February 11, 2009, 1:55 pm
Asinine. Don't take something awesome and turn it into... This.... Bleah.


TAGS: why would this happen ice
Rating: 5/5

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artic - March 25, 2012, 1:49 am
Never saw the first one. Wife knows better to ask
Preacher Man - March 24, 2012, 3:01 am
I don't know...the sketching scene, Kate Winslet's t*** in 3D. That might be worth it.


TAGS: why grow old time hurts
Rating: 4.83/5

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maoworks2 - May 3, 2014, 12:57 pm
You Got It Right My Friend .
Greeny - December 21, 2012, 10:36 pm
A5 my dear friend said - from diapers to diapers in ninety years

Two Most Important Days -

ALL I KNOW IS PAIN, - woe, bitterness, angst and suffering. All I really wish to know, is the reason why.

TAGS: pain anguish why
Rating: 4.75/5

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pickleviper - July 17, 2012, 1:26 pm
It's probably because we're all been very naughty. I know I have.
CloudchaserS - July 17, 2012, 12:38 pm
5L (3rd vote) because me too. I've long thought that if we're supposed to learn a lesson from something, we could learn it better if we knew why


TAGS: it s why i got dogs
Rating: 4.73/5

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BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 11:04 am
I was sitting in a bar talking to a friend and he kept grabbing his johnson. I asked him "What's up, been playing on a bad playground?" He said, "I wish, the f'n cat jumped on this morning..." I about fell of the stool.
Cloudchaser - July 24, 2011, 9:03 am
Except if it's a full bladder


TAGS: dirty websense unknown loss why
Rating: 4.64/5

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5150monkeylove - March 31, 2011, 12:48 am
Thanks, SD!
spacedog - March 30, 2011, 6:46 pm
Nicely done 5150ML.


TAGS: some reasons why proud australian
Rating: 4.25/5

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LeightonESmith - March 13, 2012, 5:47 pm
Hahah! Well Coombsy, my mates started this tradition of drinking Fosters, listening to the JJJ h** 100, watching cricket and eating lamb on Australia day and it's just stuck with us! Fosters doesn't taste that bad after the first couple! ;-)
Coombsy007 - March 13, 2012, 9:42 am
Leighton, why oh why are you drinking fosters? We send that sh*t overseas to everyone else and keep our good stuff!
suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:22 pm
is that your boyfriend riding you on the bottom right picture ? :)
LeightonESmith - January 28, 2012, 12:45 am
I thought you were going to say, nice arms holding up that beer! ;-p
mariand - January 27, 2012, 6:13 pm
I was about to ask you... because the capture and your avatar looks the same
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:47 am
you do look nice with your arms up holding that flag lol
LeightonESmith - January 27, 2012, 11:18 am
shameless self inclusion in yet another motifake ;-))))


FORD - Quality is job... Ehhh, it's breaktime.

TAGS: why have i never bought a new ford this is part of it
Rating: 3.3/5

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Jmac0585 - June 14, 2010, 10:26 am
Second one in a week from me where I took the ph**o. #106158


TAGS: but why the tics tacs oh impulse buy
Rating: 3.18/5

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agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 3:41 pm
agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 3:40 pm
Not quite sure... but along those lines, I gotta go... have a lunch date with a 16-year-old.
BoneCD - June 7, 2009, 3:37 pm
d*** straight...now how to you get me out of this 10x10
Arrogant Knight - June 7, 2009, 1:00 pm
Absolutely love this. 5 lions for you sir, as per usual.
agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 10:04 am
The reason Sean's motifakes are so good? First rule: write what you know.
Chopperliscious - June 7, 2009, 5:33 am
Now that's just downright creepy. 5 Lions. Don't make a habit of it.

I HAVE A DREAM - To turn ground squirrels into flying squirrels.

TAGS: why won t anyone help me achieve my dream
Rating: 2.7/5

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RuckHumpinGrunt - December 14, 2010, 11:29 am
its a ferret, get your xkcd right!

BACONNAISE - America In A Bottle

TAGS: this is why you re fat
Rating: 2.27/5

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M I C - ¿Que? Y why?

TAGS: mickey mouse mexican police arrest protest que y why pancakes
Rating: 2.05/5

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Christopher - April 26, 2009, 7:07 am
Sorry, Michael Jackson, no dice. Maybe you should try being a creepy white guy.

SLIPPERY WHEN DUMB - Have you ever wondered why this sign, with that particular wording, was ever invented? Ever heard of the Darwin awards?



10 BUCKS - says he forgets to gas up the Buick

TAGS: we see why walter might need preph
Rating: 4.52/5

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Zreiser - December 31, 2010, 10:50 am
This is awesome...don't know why it got bombed to go less than 5L.
PhxDebbie - May 6, 2010, 8:47 am
5 facepalms
pieman - May 5, 2010, 4:36 pm
Classic. 5 big ol 10 pointers.


TAGS: why not 2
Rating: 4.42/5

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pieman - April 14, 2010, 11:05 am
LOL! 5 I can't believe I did that last night.

HARE PULLING - SHE was the one who suggested it, she said she found it sexy. She never looked at me the same after.

TAGS: this might explain why the golf club didnt enhance our fore play
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:14 pm
TheTrashHeap - March 13, 2010, 11:12 pm
Shhhh vewy vewy quiet
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:25 pm
Hawt! 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 3:35 pm
Thanks LD! Now I just need to learn to use ph**oshop.
LogicDude - February 4, 2010, 2:38 pm
WHERE'S MY HASENPFEFFER!? I LOL'd all over myself...now I gotta go clean up. 5L TTH - the tags really do kick this one up a notch!
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 11:30 pm
Oops, I made this a day early...
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 11:26 pm
Thanks Veggie
Produceman117 - February 3, 2010, 11:15 pm
Woah, TTH. 5Ls, but... woah.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:39 pm
Thanks GS.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 10:29 pm
you hit this one out of the park TTH. Brilliant 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:20 pm
They kinda look like skinned frogs IMO
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 10:18 pm
Oh, just read the convo before this. All I have to say is C - C - C - f*** it.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:18 pm
Skin is too thick to eat so it all comes off. Rabbits are not actually birds. Who knew?
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 10:15 pm
But why not do like in Ireland with chickens? Burn it off. Faster and easier. And to me at least, much more fun.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:15 pm
g**s are responsible for Haiti? Were they dancing too hard? were they trying to give Haiti a makeover?
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:12 pm
ya, they better not knock on my door
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 10:07 pm
The ones with the incredibly stupid signs,like *God hates soldiers*, *Gives g**s the death sentence*, and *g**s are responsible for Haiti*
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:04 pm
are those the guys who knock on doors?
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 10:00 pm
f***ing PETA. I actively hate those bastards. There on the same level as the Westboro Baptist Church in how much they annoy me.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:00 pm
if it moves shoot it, if it don't cut it down
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:59 pm
a rabbit inst much different than a rat. just another rodent
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:58 pm
Haven't you heard? He's Anti-Peta.
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 9:56 pm
Canada : Never afraid to show animals just how much he loves them
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:54 pm
not to bad when they start to run. but the bonus is, even if you dont catch him the little bastard still suffers a heart attack. that will teach him to tease my dog
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:52 pm
Not too mention hard to see I bet.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:51 pm
chase them with a sled in a field or lake. they are hard to catch cause they can turn so fast.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:49 pm
Quad yes. Sled No. They tend to run in front of me on the hwy in the summer.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:48 pm
rabbits rock! ever chase them on a sled?
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:46 pm
Thanks guys. It allowed me to combine my hatred of rabbits with my love of motifake.
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 9:44 pm
The more disturbing a motifake, the better. 5Ls Trash.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:35 pm
LOL, and the tags make it better yet!

HOW I GOT BY IN SCHOOL #1 - A hyperbole is just an exaggeration of the superbowl


WHY WE WORSHIP... - A Book... Made By A Man... For Men?

TAGS: religion bible worship why
Rating: 2.89/5

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Cubbybear - July 22, 2010, 12:58 pm
Gotta have Faith....3/5 You're getting there keep up the effort


TAGS: why cant we all get along and hate dogs together
Rating: 2.82/5

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Sean - July 20, 2009, 1:56 am
Why can't we all get along ... and hate TheTrashHeap together? Or at least his avatar?
TheTrashHeap - July 20, 2009, 1:54 am
Sean - July 20, 2009, 1:49 am
Why can't we all get along ... and hate dogs together?

A PERFECT - Waste Of Time


TAGS: why not florida safe return long happy life
Rating: 2.27/5

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Sir - May 3, 2009, 4:18 pm
NO! not Godd*** Florida, we already have too many people down here

perspective -

TAGS: crotchety old people grumpy why
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 27, 2013, 12:20 pm
Glad you liked it. Almost every single day I can feel feel a slight difference in my health... and God help me, it didn't help that my parents carried every freakin' genetic in the book.
GaryO - November 26, 2013, 8:04 pm
Geeze, cynic, how in heck did I miss this?! Oh…yeah, can’t see well. 10 Ls…and phukk anyone that thinks I can’t do that, ya sons of bytches
kirill - November 26, 2013, 10:35 am
Thank you for this lovely justification.

Peace -

TAGS: why when where how hammy
Rating: 5/5

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Hawamleh - March 22, 2014, 2:14 am
Thanks greeny :D And you know me rerun, my muse visits me randomly, and hits quiet hard when she does. It's kinda like the period of a woman with severe hormonal problems.
Greeny - March 21, 2014, 8:49 pm
rerun - March 21, 2014, 5:37 pm

Excellent as usual, missed you posting.

why did chicken little cross the road? -

TAGS: chicken little cross road why
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - September 16, 2013, 9:04 am
Hahaha you are RIGHT, I didn't notice that before, it has webbed feet!
falloutghoul - September 16, 2013, 7:52 am
Ain't that a duckling?

Bear Talk -


TAGS: peanut allergy why you fool
Rating: 4.79/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 11:21 am
LMAO....b***er.....b***erfinger.....b***erbean. This censor is a*** retentive.
caveman - September 5, 2012, 12:26 am
Exactly, Bull's on board
Sho - September 4, 2012, 11:56 pm
Grammar/spelling police?
Bull - September 4, 2012, 11:02 pm
curios is an Australian cartoon character from the 60's who ended up advertising a brand of peanut b***er that doesn't exist any longer. ;)
SpellCheck - September 4, 2012, 6:16 pm
It's spelled "curious", not "curios".


TAGS: that s why we re here
Rating: 4.77/5

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Ghosts of my Past -

TAGS: ghosts past haunt why guilt
Rating: 4.67/5

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Sho - May 4, 2013, 8:58 am


TAGS: why
Rating: 4.67/5

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MPsniper - June 21, 2011, 4:49 am
because the aircraft presents a much larger target than the jumper does.
the1stCOMMI3 - June 21, 2011, 12:00 am
gimmie 5 min and I could possibly think of 5 reasons worth 5L's

THE WEEK - Moooonnnnddddaaaayyyy, Tuuueeesssdddaaayyy, Weeddnneessddaayy, Thhurrsdday, Friday, Satur, Sun.

TAGS: why
Rating: 4.67/5

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your minivan -

TAGS: why they make suburbans
Rating: 4.56/5

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Silverheart - May 2, 2014, 6:20 am
Hemis, racing stripes, bull horns, h** rod flames... Pimp my minivan.
Greeny - May 2, 2014, 5:25 am
They should put Hemi's in those things and save mankind at least a little dignity

three men and a bird in a bar -

TAGS: why some men drink
Rating: 4.24/5

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rerun - July 20, 2013, 9:06 am

I will drink to that.


I WONDER WHY - They do not allow tunnels on Motifake ?

TAGS: wonder why tunnels on motifake
Rating: 4.19/5

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Budog - August 7, 2011, 5:44 pm
When I saw this picture I thought it was perfect because the guy is just staring in wonderment...
Budog - August 5, 2011, 9:57 pm
Ok, now I understand. It's like looking in the mirrors at the barber shop.
crankyhead - August 5, 2011, 7:54 pm
It's when you take a previously created poster, put it as the picture in a new poster, and then add a different caption and title to it. #34027 & # 5262 are both examples of tunnels. If you look at them, you'll see why we don't let them through any more
Budog - August 5, 2011, 4:06 pm
BTW, what is a tunnel, as mentioned on Motifake, not literally...
the1stCOMMI3 - August 5, 2011, 4:05 pm
some tunnels are funny, others are just spams or seem like a blind monkey on crack did them. Still, not a bad poster, 5L
crankyhead - August 5, 2011, 3:13 pm
If they're really good, or really funny, we'll let them through. But generally they're neither of those things and it's easier to say "no tunnels" than it is to say "this sucks" and not hurt someone else's feelings.


WHY??? -

PLEASE! - deliver me i don't belong here

TAGS: why
Rating: 3.88/5

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TheGoat - November 1, 2011, 2:15 am
that's no kitten - we've got a 15 year old kitty that could be that one's sibling!
the1stCOMMI3 - October 22, 2011, 10:38 pm
i never said it was a bad thing
crankyhead - October 22, 2011, 8:49 pm
I'll freely admit, I'm a sucker for LOLCATS.
the1stCOMMI3 - October 22, 2011, 8:23 pm
just about anything with kittens gets approved, eh?

PROFESSIONAL MOTIFAKERS - We get paid by the hour to create high level fake motivational posters. Unfortunatly none of them are good enough for the moderators.

TAGS: i mean they keep making us laugh why not you guys
Rating: 3.82/5

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DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:48 pm
Is anyone else seeing this? 4 good-lookin women (at least from this angle... And then the goofy looking kid in the middle. Life just ain't fair

SNOWFLAKES - no two are alike

TAGS: i can see why
Rating: 3.28/5

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BEHOLD - The image of Muhammad


TAGS: american idol simon paula randy all morons why do we listen
Rating: 2.71/5

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BOHICA - September 30, 2009, 1:48 am
Such animosity, lulz? Its not like I said he wasn't entertaining.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 11:44 pm
Moderator? Can we get a ruling on lulz?
MrRandom - September 29, 2009, 11:42 pm
I enjoy watching how crazy he can get on air personally.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:41 pm
what you got against Glenn Beck you stupid anime faggot
MO - September 29, 2009, 10:49 pm
Simon is the reason I don't watch. As a matter of fact, that eurotard is #2 on my list of what's wrong with this country...over inflated douche bag.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 10:04 pm
Yeah, Douches are fun to watch. I think that's why Glen Beck is still on the air.
Derek - September 29, 2009, 9:57 pm
Usually, Simon is the only reason to watch.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 7:18 pm
oops. God! I can't believe I did that! I forgot to log in...
spacedog - September 29, 2009, 7:11 pm
You sent them anon. too Bart.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 7:10 pm
Crap! A godd*** typo!


PHYDEAUX'S VAN - Phydeaux been to busy installing shag carpet and a new Disco ball in the van to spend much time on Motifaking.

WHY ARE BLACK - Google Chrome has a different opinion on black people

TAGS: black why are so loud google chrome
Rating: 2.13/5

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StevenWHOOP - April 10, 2009, 4:26 pm
lol! wtf?

Woodchucks -

WOMEN DRIVERS - This is why they should stick to the kitchen.

TAGS: women drivers this is why they should stick to the kitchen
Rating: 1.95/5
rerun - April 25, 2009, 8:17 pm

Nah, she came to the proverbial "fork in the road", looks like she was lunch.
GUEST - April 25, 2009, 6:01 pm
Rhodopis - April 1, 2009, 8:25 pm
I feel sad for your poor virgin p****es... :(
CyberFreq - January 3, 2009, 5:28 am
why do they even get licenses; there is no road from the kitchen to my bed

The worst that could happen -

TAGS: internet why
Rating: 1.64/5

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Caged_Mind - December 11, 2008, 2:10 pm
..Wiat, what. No. there must be a mistake. Lies! BLASPHEMY! IS THERE NO GOD?!
bhaalgorn - December 1, 2008, 10:36 am
kill me now....O_O
Charles - November 28, 2008, 5:46 pm
MEH - November 23, 2008, 10:28 am
the end of the world is nigh

HEY... - Why so serious ??

TAGS: why so serious
Rating: 1.5/5

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Koradan - March 12, 2010, 4:32 pm

Questions answered -

TAGS: why old eyes grow dim
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - September 1, 2015, 3:14 pm
Classic GaryO!
concern3 - September 1, 2015, 8:33 am
You're a sick man GaryO and a funny one a 5er

question everything -

TAGS: why
Rating: 5/5

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kimo2a - April 28, 2015, 9:20 am
Are you sure?

this is not a kitchen -

Overachiever -

Dear Canucks -

Tourist Season -

TAGS: why cant we shoot em
Rating: 4/5

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theyuk - February 19, 2015, 10:15 pm
This is Texas, sir. Our tags go to 11.
Oldsod - February 19, 2015, 5:31 am
When you get your tags, be careful not to exceed your limit of 5.